A freak accident in a contraceptive pill factory leaves Misty Fairweather with Extraordinary Hormone Powers of Oestro Woman: the Hormone Beam can sprout distracting breasts on criminals and induce breasts of criminettes to swell and explode in a shower if villianous nipples. Let it be known amongst the baddie classes that the greatest enemy of crime sits patiently beneath your vest, blouse or cardigan for the moment to unleash justice upon your blackened souls.
Meanwhile, the socially awkward IT professional Alowishus Malone lets a little wind slip while destroying the punchliune of an already weak joke intended to attract a female co-worker on a cigarrette break, when lighting strikes him in the arse. 10000000 volts combined with desparate efforts to woo creates Captain Woo, the man with 10000000 volts-worth of Woo Power flowing through his veins, the man with charm enough woo the unwooable, the man who will Woo till you Whoop.
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